Dr. Wesker

u/wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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on So angy · c/cat · 24 pts · 15h

I accuse her of being "epsepshully sassssy".

on So angy · c/cat · 32 pts · 15h

Mine charges at me and stomps her front feet, with her ears in airplane mode.

Bro, let me minister to you for a second about the wonders of going to bed early. It is so awesome. I myself used to be a night owl, staying up late, hitting the snooze button until the very last second. Then I started to get older, and felt like something was missing. So I tried something different: I tried going to bed earlier. And what will you know, I felt better! My sleep was deeper, more restorative, I didn't feel rushed in the morning. So then I thought to myself, "well, what if I go to bed even earlier, but then also get up earlier?" You'll never believe what happened next...

on fan art · c/funhole · 2 pts · 2d

Listen, I didn't get to choose the ring Captain Planet gave me.