c/programmerhumor · by devilish666@lemmy.world · 2yWhat's stopping you from coding like this ? 222 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 2y
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 31 pts · 2y
Physics. Light won't pass through my body.
Afghaniscran@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y
That's what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
I don't think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.
testman@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 2y
Is this the "agile" development methodology that I heard so much about?
Funkytom467@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
I was born handicapped, i don't have xray vision.
nis@feddit.dk · 25 pts · 2y
My bones.
onlooker@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 2y
There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2y
blind people exist.
blind people use computers.
Maybe she's using accessibility tools to yogacode
Gork@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Yonicasting
hedgehog@ttrpg.network · 19 pts · 2y
That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.
Krafting@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Web devs in 2024 be like
Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Backend developer.
greedytacothief@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I can't afford a Mac
brokenlcd@feddit.it · 13 pts · 2y
The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling
Artyom@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
There's only one monitor in that setup
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Second monitor is on the ceiling
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
My flexibility.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
I'm too fat
lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
i have a desktop computer :(
gamma@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
Move the keyboard to the floor
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
The fact my spine would probably break like a twig.
Sounds like a good time! /s
20inmyhead@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Lack of stupidity
smb@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.
tuché?
Meltrax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I can't type if I can't see the keyboard.
Zip2@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
LoveSausage@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
My dick
Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Every muscle in my body
Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y