Messy girl's desk

I swear there is no cum in those napkins

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45 Comments

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Wow there, what's up with that FAT pizza?

melechric@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If that's pizza, it's seriously undercooked.

tiramichu@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That pizza has never been within five feet of an oven, it's anaemic

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y

That pizza has never been within five feet of an oven, it’s anaemic

thats funny, but no, it actually just was on the table for a few hours

Klear@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

NTFS pizza is better.

TwiddleTwaddle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Ext4 pizza gang!

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

this is a local brand pizza from store near my house

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh Dr.Oetker is international? Wow, didn't know that (live in Germany). Was the pizza good?

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

yes, it is the exact same pizza that is on the photo (thought brand is local, but never can be so sure in europe), though i am in czech. red pizzas from this company are on the second place of my personal frozen pizzas top. top 1 is

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Looks like a pizza cake

Corigan@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh Lord, is that a giant trash bag of cum napkins?

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

no, it would smell bad. this is what i use for napkins for my nose (they are there because i am too lazy to get up from my desk and walk to the trash can), started like a half year ago and a few months ago bought that small trash can (i will use it, when that garbage bag will be full, yes it is not full yet)

Necrodonut@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y

Messy desk

How to ADHD

Yep, that tracks

miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And the bottle to the right is just handsoap, of course

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y

Bedsoap

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I like the cum tissue bag, it gives the room that zaz.

candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Eating pizza off the cutting board is wild lol

DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tbh I used to open the box, flip it inside out and use that as both cutting board and serving tray.

candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I guess that saves dishes lmao

SCmSTR@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

What? Why? I used to do that all the time. You cut it up, and take it with you. Like they said, it saves dishes. Even when I was a teenager at my friend's house, we'd make a frozen pizza, take it out onto a cutting board, then just stand around and eat it off the board. Good memories.

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

it is actually a frozen pizza from a local store. and I eat those a lot, so I am a little bit lazy to use dishes

sxan@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Please at least throw out the giant bag of used tissues.

My wife and her sisters are Tissue Users. My brother-in-law complains endlessly about the omni-present "snot rags" he fines everywhere. I'm more resigned to my fate as a collector of used tissues; after I die, I'll probably continue to wander the house as a ghost, collecting spirit-world tissues from under furniture, for eternity.

In the name of whatever you find holy, please throw out that bag.

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How much does he fine them? It could get expensive.

sxan@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

I love the Thumb-Key mobile keyboard, but it has no autocorrect and is prone to some common mistypes probably due to how fast I type and my fat fingers.

"d" is a swiped "e". It just didn't catch the swipe.

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

but it is not full yet!

sxan@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's right next to a nice, covered trash can. sobs

justin@lemmy.kde.social · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Your fish config is broken. Please fix. Also one of your terminal windows isn't big enough to display contents. πŸ˜‚

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

what do you mean? how could you know? and on the second monitor is just hollywood's spam, i don't use so much windows and don't even use tmux

justin@lemmy.kde.social · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Top left text on the left monitor.

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

oh, it is distrobox. i dont know why it outputs errors and even try to use fish inside container, and i honestly dont want to deal with it as i need distrobox only to run hollywood

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

This is the most niche community and I love it lol

andthenthreemore@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There's so much going on in this picture.

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah, this is one of the pictures "more you look, more painful it becomes"

caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

I have the same lube lol. It's pretty good

Gork@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The screen on the left looks like what would be on a hackers screen in a video game.

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

it is hollywood (not available for fedora though, ran through ubuntu in distrobox)

i actually like unimatrix (fork of cmatrix) more now

candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

P sure that's a file browser designed to look like vim, might be https://github.com/ranger/ranger

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

What's your cats name?

MigratingtoLemmy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

You are very good looking

Crow_of_Minerva@feddit.it · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A Kitty user 😳

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

yeah, i like that i cant move my windows around

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is the book good? I watched some of their videos, and especially the Wall of Awful helped me accept myself and totally makes me cry each time...

Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

yes, i would recommend it. i love videos of that author

btw, there was a free chapter offered for a pre-order, you can read it before buying https://randomhouse.app.box.com/s/8wwk7vqq608dprde900azen8jqrr2au9

Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Hi der.