The caption is wrong. This is Zuck when you have downloaded the app. The list of permissions includes him going to your house and watching while you take a shower.
if/when account migration becomes a thing, this might be a thing for me to consider. I'd hate to have to make an entirely new account just to join a different instance...
48 Comments
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 3y
Fixed it.
mrpaw69@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Yea that’s more accurate. Meta can’t watch you when you don’t have their apps. Think, people, think
Distributed@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Untrue.
mrpaw69@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
seb@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y
When you download Threads, you let The Zuck inside your house. He'll be watching you always then, even when you sleep.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
While doing medical measuring you never asked for or needed when you sleep, Orphan Black style
importedreality@programming.dev · 53 pts · 3y
I showed you my thread, pls respond
mrpaw69@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 3y
chuckles
I’m in danger!
I won’t ever download threads on my phone. Im planning to also delete Reddit soon, I am waiting for my data I requested
Also this is my very first comment on this platform, hello to everyone!
juansero29@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Hello! Have a nice stay
mrpaw69@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Thanks!
jalda@sopuli.xyz · 31 pts · 3y
The caption is wrong. This is Zuck when you have downloaded the app. The list of permissions includes him going to your house and watching while you take a shower.
TurretCorruption@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
For some people, thats a feature
porsche@lemmy.one · 28 pts · 3y
Frostwolf@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y
Threads got to me late. The moment it was advertised, I’m in too deep the lemmy hole.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
At least you guys over on Lemmy.ml won't be dealing with that shit. I hope Lemmy.world will defed soon.
Cabrio@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
There's nothing to defed from yet, meta hasn't registered an instance yet.
TGhost@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Created my account on Lemmy.ml just for this. Its easy let's go
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
if/when account migration becomes a thing, this might be a thing for me to consider. I'd hate to have to make an entirely new account just to join a different instance...
TGhost@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
This can help a little to migrate. https://github.com/wescode/lemmy_migrate/blob/master/lemmy_migrate.py
It allows you, to subscribe to all of your communities. Even its not an migration
NotSpez@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 3y
I heard if you try to delete it the name changes to Threats
Lewistrick@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 3y
When you're in the EU and don't have to worry about Threads yet.
Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 3y
Meanwhile in the EU: sleep
Contend6248@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
Fucking world capital of privacy laws, preach.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y
Oh, you best believe the Zuck is watching you sleep unblinking.
thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
Terrifying
UserNotFound@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Meanwhile in European Union: I don't care
Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 3y
I haven't even downloaded Facebook or Instagram. I trust that company less than nearly any other major American tech company.
Grant_M@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 3y
LOL accurate!
FlaxPicker@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
What is this pic from? Photoshopped?
amgine@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y
Pretty sure it’s AI
veroxii@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 3y
Zuck can be AI generated so easily because you don't have to worry about the uncanny valley.
tenochtitlan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 4 pts · 3y
Number Five alive! No disassemble!
Pinklink@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 3y
Yah a lot of people think that, pretty sure he’s just a super weird guy though
Rufio@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y
I’ve been wondering why there aren’t more memes using AI generated images like this. There is so much potential.
neocamel@vlemmy.net · 8 pts · 3y
I see your haven't downloaded it yet, and raise you a I don't even know what the hell it is.
NotSpez@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
Mark ZuckerBear - if you feed him data just once, he’ll always come back for more
Alkider@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Warning: do not feed the zuck
ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 3y
I’m unable to and probably never will. They want like.. all your data
CMGX78@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Whelp, looks like sleep is out of the question tonight.
omgnvq@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 3y
He'll have a long wait
bleepbloopbleep@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
theneverfox@pawb.social · 4 pts · 3y
Instagram with text posts, but branded as Twitter and with plans to take over the fediverse
unknown@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Thought lizards hung out on the roof not the windows
null_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
When you nut but she still Zucc-in
TowerofPimps@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
He's not human
001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 3y
Alkider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
If you downloaded it, did it start trying to gather info before or after you downloaded it?
001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y
G59@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
He's behind me, isn't he?
Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y
That image might haunt me in my dreams. There is just something so off with his eyes.
Nuwanda@iusearchlinux.fyi · 1 pts · 3y
This is the kind of guy my mom tells me to avoid and a few years later I understand why she was so damn right.