Imagine the damage

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17 Comments

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There's no /c/FoundYourMomsDildo yet?

TheRedSpade@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Be the change you wish to see.

ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's not so bad, 9 months later a whole new car plops out!

rbn@feddit.ch · 12 pts · 2y

But just a tiny Matchbox car that you need to spend a small fortune over almost two decades before it's ready for use.

Depending on the speed of the hotdog car you should get your exhaust checked. ;)

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

It's probably made of fiberglass. Just watch out for splinters and remember to use plenty of lube.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

This guy:

squid_slime@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Don't tease me with a good time

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

👺

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Some times a hot dog is just a hot dog. Sometimes it's just a big brown dick.

Thanks George Carlin for your ever relevant comedy.

archonet@lemy.lol · 10 pts · 2y

I don't have enough lube for that.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

Sorry to have to put this out here, but I think this would be less damage as getting hit with a non dick beetle. That dick is more then likely just fiberglass and maybe some wood, making a large "crumple zone".

I have been thinking on this all day, and can not stop thinking on it.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I'd rather not.

UsefulInfoPlz@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That’s funny. I used to drive by that every day when i lived in Tampa

Twitches@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Hey! I used to go after visiting Bush gardens. I miss the record/cd store right by it Sensuous Sound.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

ooh yeah

JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Goatse.jpg

UsefulInfoPlz@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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sxan@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y

I think I saw this in an episode of Blue Eye Samurai.