Dude STOP. I'm so serious right now STOP dude. You're forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I'm the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP
I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Ha, I intentionally seeded my online and real life with things which are hazardous for simulators to think about. So if you are a bot, enjoy your loops and datapoisonings, if you are a real human, hope you like inflation fetish, as that is everything you will think of now.
What's the reward function for simulating me, I live a pretty dull life, what possible ROI this goes against all laws of economics 101! (The only true way to carve reality at the joints.)
I am gonna sue you for psychological damage how dare u. Also because the version you simulated in your brain is the same as a real person u are getting sued twice for extra money. I’m gonna donate so much money to MIRI
21 Comments
self@awful.systems · 20 pts · 2y
fuck can someone tag this as an information hazard please? now I’m simulating them simulating me and I don’t like it
froztbyte@awful.systems · 8 pts · 2y
huge bong rip wait till you see what happens when I simulate you now!
elmtonic@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Dude STOP. I'm so serious right now STOP dude. You're forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I'm the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP
bitofhope@awful.systems · 16 pts · 2y
I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
dashdsrdash@awful.systems · 15 pts · 2y
Good luck with that -- I'm a pzombie this year for tax purposes.
Evinceo@awful.systems · 13 pts · 2y
Be careful, one us might escape the confines your imagination.
Soyweiser@awful.systems · 12 pts · 2y
Ha, I intentionally seeded my online and real life with things which are hazardous for simulators to think about. So if you are a bot, enjoy your loops and datapoisonings, if you are a real human, hope you like inflation fetish, as that is everything you will think of now.
dgerard@awful.systems · 11 pts · 2y
I'm imagining someone who isn't you, but is extremely close to being you. ooWEEEEooo
bitofhope@awful.systems · 11 pts · 2y
If you can imagine me so closely, what number am I thinking of?
Okay fine, yes, it's 69, but that was just a fluke. Doesn't count.
zogwarg@awful.systems · 10 pts · 2y
What's the reward function for simulating me, I live a pretty dull life, what possible ROI this goes against all laws of economics 101! (The only true way to carve reality at the joints.)
dgerard@awful.systems · 12 pts · 2y
we're simulating carving you at the joints because you didn't donate enough
self@awful.systems · 11 pts · 2y
fuck it, I’m just simulating some joints
bitofhope@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
Smoke a joint to enhance simulation capability
gnomicutterance@hachyderm.io · 7 pts · 2y
Soyweiser@awful.systems · 4 pts · 2y
Ball or knee?
sc_griffith@awful.systems · 7 pts · 2y
we ballin
gnomicutterance@hachyderm.io · 5 pts · 2y
swlabr@awful.systems · 9 pts · 2y
I am gonna sue you for psychological damage how dare u. Also because the version you simulated in your brain is the same as a real person u are getting sued twice for extra money. I’m gonna donate so much money to MIRI
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 6 pts · 2y
As long as you’re not imagining me in a sexual way, as that would be a crime under current and proposed AI porn laws.
Shitgenstein1@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
Do I have a huge cock? Please imagine I have a huge cock.
self@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
we’re imagining it, but you may not like the form imagination takes
gnomicutterance@hachyderm.io · 6 pts · 2y
froztbyte@awful.systems · 3 pts · 2y
you know you want to
Shitgenstein1@awful.systems · 4 pts · 2y
:)