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Can't and shouldn't.
:::spoiler Transcript
[Megan is sitting at a computer.]
Computer: Speech2Text Commander
Computer: Bug #167801
Computer: Speech recognition fails on young child voices.
Megan: Hmm.[The view enlarges to show a man sitting at another desk.]
Megan: Hey, can you do me without a condom? We need a young child for something.
Cueball: Okay.[A pregnancy test is displayed. The label indicates not pregnant.]
Pregnant
Not pregnant[Megan is typing on the computer.]
Megan typing: Bug #167801
Megan typing: Status: Closed
Megan typing: Reason: Could not reproduce. :::
6 Comments
JayDee@lemmy.ml · 46 pts · 2y
"Hey, there's an issue with our software deployment, can you rawdog me?" Was not on my bingo board
errer@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Definitely a bit dirty for xkcd
MelodiousFunk@startrek.website · 19 pts · 2y
I laughed way too long at this.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.social · 12 pts · 2y
I like how her solution was going to take several years before she could do a test with a young child voice. I wonder if the bug status updates were going to all be about the pregnancy and first couple years of the child's life.
subtext@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
D:
Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
was this the moment he jumped the shark?