there's one in every office

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13 Comments

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Fuck you Keith. 20 minutes of me showing off a new board game took less time than one day's worth of your stupid stories and terrible jokes.

Certainly didn't require an email to the regional director.

EatBeans@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Keith is a little bitch, fuck that guy

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

Fucking Keith

ericbomb@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

Spend 30 minutes chatting = fine

Us playing a game on break = distracting

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 9 pts · 2y

It's always a fucking Keith, isn't it. All the homies hate Keith.

FollyDolly@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 40 pts · 2y (3 replies)

First out loud laugh of the day.

Thanks! Get fucked, Brian. Nobody likes you.

OpenStars@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

He's tried. Nobody wants to fuck him:-P.

disgrunty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ain't nobody's standards that low

OpenStars@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y

It's a common phrase on Lemmy though: we can go lower.

Urg, but then again, just... why!?

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There's one on every construction jobsite as well. We call them "newspaper".

They don't get invited to the unofficial "safety meetings". Some people just don't get workplace camaraderie.

Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

I work in trades and I actively avoid that "camaraderie", because 99% of the guys are total douchebags whose idea of camaraderie is completely misplaced.

THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch · 5 pts · 2y

Lol fr fr