As found in https://lemmy.ml/post/12000676
It seemed like a fun bit so I registered the domain. I have nginx running on a server but we need to wait for the dns records to hopefully point things the right way.
So while that's in progress, what should I put on the new site? (keeping in mind the server I got is absolutely tiny because I'm not spending -that- much on a bit, also my website making skills are minimal)
Edit, here's the link for whenever dns goes through: http://www.learnhowtodriveyourbigstupidcaryoudumbfuck.com/
Edit: Got the url to work and hopefully it is redirecting correctly to https. Now to figure out adding things people are suggesting using my 15+ year out of date website making knowledge
27 Comments
motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
Yeah, the way they say grass, bath, and path is horrendous.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
I can almost cope with those in comparison to the pronunciation of ball and wall.
Bawawoo
Wawawoo
Bouncing a ball on a wall?
Barn sing a bawawoo on a wawawoo
EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
What the fuck
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
I might have exaggerated it a bit, but some of the Southern accents (at least the cockney-ish ones) pronounce "L" at the end of some words as a sort of weird double-W sound, like "wwoow".
I personally find it troubles my ears a bit more than "grarse" and "barth" etc.
EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I've never noticed more than a single "w" sound. It's the "room" to "rum" Home Counties thing that really gets me but I don't hear it as often as the grass bath path thing.
WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
One of those things is really not like the others.
Michal@programming.dev · 29 pts · 2y
Whatever it is, the UI should be obstructed by parked cars, and site should be slow due to "traffic".
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
Put up the Canyonero commercial
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y
Make it redirect to NJB's video about trucks.
moistclump@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Who njb?
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Not Just Bikes
puppy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
NotJustBikes on YouTube
greyw0lv@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Just Cars?
pikesley@mastodon.me.uk · 9 pts · 2y
@ArmoredThirteen you can point a https://www.netlify.com/ site at it for free
snooggums@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y
Make the site match the layout of the sign, but have the address at the bottom be a Rick Roll.
GolfNovemberUniform@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
I know it's boring but I'd actually want to put legit driving lessons and articles and stuff on it. Sus fake ads are not prohibited though
Flipper@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
I'd suggest putting the source up on GitHub and create a ci action to publish automatically the main branch. That way people can help you create the website while you also have full controll over what lands. Hit me up if you want help with that.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Ooh, I like it. I know how to do that through Jenkins and I've already got a build server running, is there a way to do it just in GitHub and skip all the Jenkins nonsense?
Flipper@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Do you have ash access to your hosting server? Also do you want to build using a static site generator?
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Ash access?
And I was originally just going to use like notepad++ for a basic page but idk what I'm doing now
pietervdvn@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Yes, github actions. Or maybe checkout github pages? As long as your website doesn't need an SQL-database, it'll work and will be free
vivavideri@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
A foreboding image of a lone shopping cart
Facebones@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y
igetlaidwithoutan80kdollarpickupthatsneverleftthecity.jpg
pol5xc@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Step 1: don't buy a car
halcyon@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
delirious_owl@discuss.online · 2 pts · 2y
Uh, what is the domain?
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Added to post
vivavideri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I return with a new idea: crime scene photos (a big stupid car parked in front of my my small ULEV hit it backing out)