I think my cat is broken

Yes, that’s a slim jim

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18 Comments

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Sir, that is a kamgaroo

CheesyGordita@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Damnit, I knew that lady was lying! Her funny accent, calling me mate, throwing shrimp on the barbie… it all makes sense now.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No Vegemite sandwich?

CheesyGordita@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Oh shit, that’s what that salty Nutella was?!?

Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Not only was the lady lying she was an imposter. They are prawns not shrimp in ozz.

BloodSlut@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (5 replies)

cats can have a little salami

as a treat

CheesyGordita@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That’s good to hear, we just let him lick it a bit and have a tiny end piece

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I worry about the sodium and nitrates but I gotta ask the vet next time. (In our case, kitty had a little bit of deli meat).

boblemmy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

My little darling once stole three pieces of beef jerky while I was out at work.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Ours already has kidney problems. Poor dude gets no salami :(

adj16@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I think this cat might have been getting into the protein powder too

Secret300@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

That cat is toned

xamirozar@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Lord Beerus enjoys a good snack

CheesyGordita@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lmfao, that’s spot on

xamirozar@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Been enjoying some DragonBall Super for the first time and have to say so far Beerus is my favorite character

Kvoth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I came here to make a joke, but I see I've already been bested

Stanwich@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I think your cat benches.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Macho Man Randy Savage reincarnated as your cat?

bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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