c/dadjokes · by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 2yWhy didn’t the sun go to university? Because it already had 5,000 degrees. 159 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
everett@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y
Pretty bright.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
An academic ad-visor helps.
everett@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
That's no match for a Fulbright scholarship.
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
Even if it went, it would outshine all the other students.
treechicken@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
It would've been a "stellar" student in the "universe"-ity though
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Golden 😂
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
But if he had went the buffalo would say "Bye sun!"
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It has 5,000 degrees, a 24/7/365 job, and still doesn't get paid any money.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Duh it's not 24h, it's sleeping at night
Harpsist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Still can't find a job in this economy 'no one wants to work anymore! - I'm paying 2$ less then minimum wage, and I'll only take 50% of tips! "
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Must have spent a long time in university to get all those degrees. Unless they're all honorary degrees?