I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don't have Colorado but that's because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.
I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.
28 Comments
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
When you're playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:
banichan@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Lego India Johns 🤣
turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone's purse in front of me in a line
Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social · 25 pts · 2y
I knew my wife took my piece of string
flicker@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it's pretty accurate.
frickineh@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don't have Colorado but that's because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.
visc@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
“seeds of revolution”
“Perihelion (the concept)”
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Now I want cheese and I don't have any here...
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Always has been. 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Yes it's true. I periodically slip away to the lady's room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.
summerof69@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Oh come on, it's not yours. It's Botswana's!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It's MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.
clemdemort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz 🥺👉👈
franklin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
That's Lego India Johns to you
summerof69@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.
clemdemort@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
no no, I just don't have a purse yet! :3
bready2die@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y
wtf this is so accurate
MountainGoat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
My wife said "yeah, they're just missing tampons"
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?
euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
EnderMB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Is there a purse in their purse?
sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Instruction unclear: I took the "okasmeme" labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp
RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.
Pulptastic@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
EDC
urfavlaura@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!
tiltinyall@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 2y
Only discerning women carry the Clue VCR edition.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Then why don’t women ever loan me some of their thallium when I ask?
celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
"Glory to Botswana!" ~the secret vow of womanhood