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64Sri Lanka: Minister blames monkey for nationwide power cut bbc.comc/nottheonion · by urfavlaura@lemmy.ml · 1y · 2 comments
341Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 theregister.comc/nottheonion · by urfavlaura@lemmy.ml · 1y · 58 comments
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on Fake News. Get your Fake News here. · c/microblogmemes · 4 pts · 1ymember of Israeli sleeper cell warns about Iranian sleeper cells
on U.S. Navy lost a $67 million fighter jet at sea after it fell off an aircraft carrier · c/nottheonion · 2 pts · 1ybtw at the current military budget of ~850 billion USD for 2025 they could afford to lose one of them every 42 minutes for the entire year
on Kanye West joins streaming service Twitch — gets banned after seven minutes · c/nottheonion · 2 pts · 1yI've cured my alcoholism with heroin abuse
on Elon Sounds Extremely Depressed After Tesla Profits Plunge 71% · c/news · 4 pts · 1ygood I hope that fucker kills himself
on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE · c/lemmyshitpost · 2 pts · 1y5 (I'm 18 lol)
on A majority-Black town starts armed protection group after neo-Nazi rally · c/news · 11 pts · 1yclose enough welcome back Black Panthers
on Why do people faint at the sight of plain-text code? · c/memes · 2 pts · 1ybut it's produced by a machine (front end) for a machine (back end) so they can talk to each other
on Why do people faint at the sight of plain-text code? · c/memes · 7 pts · 1yLLVM IR wasn't made for humans
on Trump's Gaza comments hand jihadist terrorists a 'rallying cry,' experts say · c/world · 7 pts · 1yTrump is making himself another 9/11
on Russian economy bad · c/memes · 10 pts · 1yIn Russia we really like 50 Cent. Or, as we like to call him, 2.5 Million Rubles.
on What's the most obscure distro you can think of · c/linux · 14 pts · 1yKISS it's just a single bash script and a repository containing package definitions to compile them from source. Basically LFS on drugs.
on What's the most obscure distro you can think of · c/linux · 9 pts · 1yI've recently gone through my dad's floppies and found one with fli4l.
member of Israeli sleeper cell warns about Iranian sleeper cells
eine schlafparalyse
btw at the current military budget of ~850 billion USD for 2025 they could afford to lose one of them every 42 minutes for the entire year
"globalists" okay so they're going full nazi
I've cured my alcoholism with heroin abuse
good I hope that fucker kills himself
5 (I'm 18 lol)
:.|:;close enough
welcome back Black Panthers
not enough layers
no let's censor them instead
but it's produced by a machine (front end) for a machine (back end) so they can talk to each other
LLVM IR wasn't made for humans
Trump is making himself another 9/11
not_porn/
I'm one of the nerds btw
In Russia we really like 50 Cent.
Or, as we like to call him, 2.5 Million Rubles.
KISS
it's just a single bash script and a repository containing package definitions to compile them from source.
Basically LFS on drugs.
I've recently gone through my dad's floppies and found one with fli4l.
how did you do that