The 2024 election is going to be a contentious one, and followed by people throughout the world. There's going to be lots of talk of serious candidates, joke candidates, and things like this question—thought experiments about completely outlandish outcomes for the 2024 election. And let's be honest, even though it's the 2024 election, the campaign has really been going on since at least 2021, and possibly even earlier but absolutely don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he's honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn't like other politicians.
42 Comments
Jeef@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 3y
I wasnt thinking about running but I possibly got a pretty good shot
sexy_peach@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
So you're a multimillionaire? ^^
Jeef@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y
Hadn't thought about being a multimillionaire either but sounds fun maybe I'll do that too
sascamooch@lemmy.sascamooch.com · 4 pts · 3y
What is your stance on legalizing dank memes?
Jeef@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y
I won't rest until recreational use of dank memes are legalized
chrizbie@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 3y
This could be the opportunity that we need to put GIF with a hard G into legislation
sascamooch@lemmy.sascamooch.com · 1 pts · 3y
Welp, you've got my vote
key@lemmy.keychat.org · 2 pts · 3y
I'd vote for you
Jeef@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Thanks. You're the key demographic I'm after
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 3y
I'm betting big that the voters will suffer a massive defeat
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 3y
I'd bet my left nut on that
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Double or nothing?
mcan@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Bernie sanders
Badass_panda@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Remember the Rent is Too Damn High guy? I think this is his year.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Would legit love seeing someone like that in the presidency. Someone who is 100% 'Fuck the corporations'.
collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 3y
Mitt Romney?
sting@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 3y
Kanye obviously
tallwookie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
the "ancient aliens" guy
Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y
VOTE FOR HYPNOTOAD 2024
Aliendelarge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
The only candidate that can save us from Nixon's new robot body.
Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y
On a related note, does anyone know how to embed images in Jerboa?
yozhfyfyfy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
key@lemmy.keychat.org · 8 pts · 3y
They said wrong answers
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y
You think he'd be re-elected?
MicroWave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Otakeb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Nah my bet is on Barry Bama who looks curiously like Obama but with a mustache and glasses on.
Lovstuhagen@exploding-heads.com · 4 pts · 3y
The American people.
GolGolarion@pathfinder.social · 4 pts · 3y
It's finally time for Vermin Supreme to reign supreme. Ponies for everyone is what this nation needs.
boilingpenguin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
The 2024 election is going to be a contentious one, and followed by people throughout the world. There's going to be lots of talk of serious candidates, joke candidates, and things like this question—thought experiments about completely outlandish outcomes for the 2024 election. And let's be honest, even though it's the 2024 election, the campaign has really been going on since at least 2021, and possibly even earlier but absolutely don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
No.
Geek_King@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he's honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn't like other politicians.
cedarmesa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
💀
DarkLead@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y
Blahaj the cutest shonk president the world will ever see.
realcaseyrollins@exploding-heads.com · 3 pts · 3y
Chris Christie. Mike Pence will be a close second though.
fubo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Bridgegate alone should disqualify Christie from ever holding office.
TrickiWoo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Someone young and hip who is in touch with the needs of the American middle class.
Otakeb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Comrade Karl Marx.
Action_Bastid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I was gonna say Vermin Supreme, but then you said wrong answers only, so now I'm stumped.
aMalayali@beehaw.org · 3 pts · 3y
Pinarayi Vijayan
Zerlyna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Hunter Biden’s laptop
aryabear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
hitmyspot@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 3y
We all will, by having a worthy president.
CaptainApathetic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Chris Christie
herewearenow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
There will be no election! Giant asteroid sending us back to the stone age