How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.
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superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
RHSJack@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.
z500@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 2y
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 2y
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
The golden gate bridge is already humming for us, fyi: https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article271063192.html
thorbot@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
SIR, STOP! THE ORB HAS DETECTED YOU ARE ENGAGING IN PUBLIC URINATION. STOP. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. Gasps THE ORB HAS DECIDED TO GRANT YOU MERCY
H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y
That's some Evangelion shit
Lemonspeed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ia! Shub Niggurath
jelloeater85@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Get in the fuckin robot!
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
How much black stuff that's in the ground water in Ohio
CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Operation Rustys Blanket
flicker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Orders Regarding Bodyguard
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
Political Party #1: THERE'S A BLACK ORB! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Political Party #2: The Black Orb is our saviour, embrace the Black Orb.
chtk@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
How do Black Orb and Glow Cloud's opinion on foreign policy compare?
I'm still on the fence.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Gruntyfish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Vegas moment
Abnorc@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 11 pts · 2y
It's a shitpost so it come with or without context.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 8 pts · 2y
You just described shitposting humour 🤔
The og post is also a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion enemy Ramiel
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Literally.
I came here to reply "O R B"
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Ol' Round Biggie
cmhickman358@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 2y
Ol' Round Bastard
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
O R B
DampCanary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
gantz https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/3/33018/648968-gantz_v02c19p147.jpg
lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Do you guys think I look fat in this pic? be honest!
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
If that's just one orbit, data density is very low.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
THE ORB CAN KISS MY ASS FOR IT IS HERESY.
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ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD \O_O/