c/science · by FlyingSquid@mander.xyz · 3yA 30-Mile Slab of Granite May Be Hiding in an Ancient Volcano on the Moon https://www.inverse.com/science/study-finds-granite-on-the-lunar-farside47 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
Kraiden@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y
"Oh I love the granite countertops in the kitchen"
"Oh yas dyar, I would have been happy to import from Italy, but you know Charlie. Only the finest moon granite would do"
Diamond champagne glasses clink
Lag@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
It still stains but you can always replace it since there's 30 miles of it.
keeb420@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
That granite came from the moon.
Xariphon@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Granite's haunted.
orhtej3@latte.isnot.coffee · 6 pts · 3y
**'Thus Spoke Zarathustra' silently playing in the background. **
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 3y
Exactly where my mind went.
FlyingSquid@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
Or is it.... EeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEE
Yaks@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
"All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace."
HoboTurducken@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
I'm afraid I can't do that, Yaks.
Yaks@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
The funny thing is that my real name is actually Dave. 🤯
HoboTurducken@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 3y