“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality!”
I really want to see a dramatic movie trailer that starts for like it's going to be a Michael Bay action thriller but then is just a cop losing his kind at acorns
12 Comments
AreaKode@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
He was framed!
hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net · 20 pts · 2y
I love that the acorn has creepy squirrel hands.
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
If I had seen that I would have also panicked and shooted everywhere.
JorMaFur@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y
Who said AI wouldn't be helpful? As close to real life footage as possible !
paddirn@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality!”
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Never forget the brave officers lost in the great squirrel revolt.
Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I love how the one cop has just 1 short sleeve to show off his arm tats. You can tell it's AI because it's not a punisher tat, though.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
As a 1911 aficionado, I'm butt hurt about the 2nd picture. Like a cop would use a real gun IRL. TWO WORLD WARS!
(It's a gun joke, for gun nerds. And while we're joking, the top pic looks like a Hi-Point.)
Maybe not so funny this happened the next county over...
textik@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Looks like he has some Austrian tupperware in the other hand, so maybe he brought his grandpappy's .45AARP service pistol for show and tell that day?
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Does that cop in the topmost picture have a pocket pussy on his belt?
AdmiralShat@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
I really want to see a dramatic movie trailer that starts for like it's going to be a Michael Bay action thriller but then is just a cop losing his kind at acorns
Benaaasaaas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This looks like Bobby Fingers diorama.