c/lemmyshitpost · by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2yRemember my sex with a condor post yesterday? This is why you don't break a condor's heart. 664 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
negativenull@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
I'd be honored to have my deck destroyed by 20 condors
Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Seriously, nothing on my (hypothetical) deck is as cool as a bunch of massive rare birds hanging out.
Desistance@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Fuck You in particular
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y
when an entire critically endangered species decides to fuck you over instead of fucking eachother
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 2y
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
And this is why you never hook up with a condor in the first place
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Never put your dick in condor?
jaybone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
One does not simply dick into condor.
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7b419fd4-04d7-411a-98c2-a5a91a0c42c2.png
badbrainstorm@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 2y
U dun fuk'd up
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Woke Californians. Stand your ground.
cm0002@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Oh Cinda, what did you do to those Condors?
#CondorGangDidNothingWrong
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
probably built the deck on top of their childhood nest.
eek2121@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
🤣
krigo666@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJljl3ne7AI
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That man fucks.
Condors.
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 3 pts · 2y
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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
The Condor Files S01EP2.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Don't they have castle doctrine in California
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Condors excepted.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
!fuckyouinparticular