Jackcooper

It's a genie so it just enters circulation into your bank account and hopefully doesn't start a cascade of hyperinflation 👍

Idk if I wanna be happy or sad about the Seahawks sticker on his door

I fucking hate stuart little

I didn't realize Trump actually cared about vaccines and figured RFK was appointed as a quid pro quo for his 10% of votes he was getting early on.

Trump sure advertised the Covid vaccine as something he was proud of. Why would he be against vaccines now? Because maga yelled it and he thinks thisll help him get back some of those he lost during the Iran war?

invented adoption

Adoption has to be older than humanity 🧐

I live in WA and I've only heard buttfuck nowhere

Because it's so boring and far away from everything the only thing to do is fuck butts

Heh, nsfw

Is this a real fish

If home prices go down it means current owners lose money

Those current owners do a good job of voting and contributing to political spending

It's hard to see anyone making a real positive change here

Reminds me of Trump saying a politically desperate Obama would go to war with Iran

Lemme know how that goes

I just watched the James Woods Simpsons last night. Maybe it'll go the same way the Michael Jackson episode went.

Eels aren't usually even by the surface are they? How does this happen and twice in a day?

She needs the fake eyelashes which for them may have been real

whitepeopletwitter

And yet we don't have a Shitterton

Had a lovely day getting cards from wife and kids, nice dinner, invited my grandma over to join us. Miss my father but sent some messages to a couple of people who have filled a similar role since he passed.

The internet identity, even

Why are we censoring usernames

They're Stanford grads they are someone's cousin