did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
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Nikki@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y
hey guys,
MECHAGIC@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Toribor@corndog.social · 11 pts · 2y
If Flareon is huggable and Vaporeon is fuckable what unknown function does my Jolteon serve?
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Apply nipples
outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
charge they phone
MECHAGIC@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Toaster bath but not dangerous
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y
E-stim
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
The best outcome
ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
No
mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org · 23 pts · 2y
did you know that
TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
NO
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
What is it?
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2y
Vaporeon copypasta.
Google it on your own time
LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 15 pts · 2y
I just googled it on company time because I'm a rebel and you can't tell me what to do
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Hell yeah
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
That is the most tame outcome for that punchline.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y