It's wild to think that at one point some viking was taking a shit in a field somewhere, not knowing that over 1000 years later it would be named after a bank and that would essentially be his entire legacy to the world. Or logacy, if you prefer.
I propose we require that human coprolite be referred to as "couricite", in honor of the unit of measurement by which is standardized the volumetric dimension of human excrement. I have spoken.
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CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 3y
It's wild to think that at one point some viking was taking a shit in a field somewhere, not knowing that over 1000 years later it would be named after a bank and that would essentially be his entire legacy to the world. Or logacy, if you prefer.
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Thank god it's bolted down, otherwise some tourist might steal this valuable artifact.
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Oh, god. Someone probably would.
MagnusRobotFighter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
I've totally got that beat
boniac@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I had to convert to freedom units, but I was thinking the same thing.
buycurious@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Pfft, it’s not even one couric.
littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I propose we require that human coprolite be referred to as "couricite", in honor of the unit of measurement by which is standardized the volumetric dimension of human excrement. I have spoken.
punkskunk@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
Yeah2206@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 3y
When it's auctioned, it would become the most valuable small pile of s... in the world.
Djeikup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
So even more expensive than Twitter. That is indeed valuable.
Relo@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y
I wonder what end is the "head".
ciberConas3000@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I totally beat the length, going to work on my width now.
reclipse@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 3y
poo
i_ben_fine@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 3y
poo
Veedems@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
I thought Bono was the largest piece of shit ever.
Otakat@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 3y
I'm confused, the title on this post says oldest, but the article says largest. Which is it?
i_ben_fine@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 3y
Maybe I'm just stupid, comrade