Is it mandatory I include the word "rule" in the title?

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 161 pts · 2y (3 replies)

random9@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

Laticauda@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

That's so lemon.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Lemon peel is highly flammable

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 59 pts · 2y (8 replies)

When GOD gives you LEMONS

YOU FIND A NEW GOD

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y (5 replies)

GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Haha, I saw the original Powerthirst™ ad back in the day, but never knew there was a sequel! Thanks for the laugh.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

There’s even a THIRD! I didn’t find that out until like a year ago!

The second one was my favorite.

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general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

But i love lemons

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

THEN MAN IS GOD.

carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 2y (3 replies)

yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put "rule" in the title we’ll boil you alive.

random9@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?

whodatdair@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.

In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 25 pts · 2y

When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y

Warm... and mandatory.

Fapper_McFapper@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.

Randelung@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they're exploiting that fact for profit. It's not even your lemonade!

kernelle@0d.gs · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You don't read the sidebar before posting to a community?

random9@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I do, not always in detail if they're too long - but this one isn't, and the sidebar here actually doesn't say anything about incorporating the word "Rule" in your post title.

The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.

kernelle@0d.gs · 3 pts · 2y

It's preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn't a sidebar, but that's not your fault lmao

A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It's more of a tradition than a rule. The "rule" that we're referring to is that you have to post before you leave

MacedWindow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Its not in the sidebar

Brickwald@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 2y

Got any grapes?

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

Humans made most of my problems too

z500@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y

Fuckin' way she goes

Signtist@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

I don't see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

One 'rule' for each lemon, yes.

random9@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Welp, I guess I'll be saying "rule" for the rest of my life now rule.

don@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.