Like ten year olds...

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Isoprenoid@programming.dev · 37 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The Good Ending:

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Eww...

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Biden wondering if that crinkling noise is Trump's rain jacket or his diaper

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Biden running with Trump as his running mate vs Trump running with Biden as his running mate.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I demand election by combat

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I don’t even know who I would bet on. Trump can’t use stairs and Biden seems more active but he’s at that age where you’re one fall away from a broken hip and becoming bedridden.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Biden would definitely fuck trump up in a fist fight. Trump can't even drink water with one hand.

Sallp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Small hands could still be dangerous.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Cause they’re easier to throw

jlh@lemmy.jlh.name · 3 pts · 2y

Do you think your wu-tang sword can defeat me?

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But Trump has more experience hurting politicians. Remember how he was a germophobe who famously refused to shake hands, until he realized he could use it as an excuse to put on a pathetic show of dominance?

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y

That’s when I really started liking Justin Trudeau. He was so much stronger that Trump and let everyone know it.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Well call me a 10-year-old because I would fucking pay to see that fight.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Makes me wish Celebrity Deathmatch was still on the air

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They'd just make their secret service agents fight each other like Pokémon

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

....why does that sound almost better.

Can this be US politics? Please?

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

PRESIDENTIAL RRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd say they should debate, but we know how that went last time XD

Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)
wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

The height of American culture.

HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · -3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

i want to see mr president embrace the satsui no hado and do a Raging Demon.

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You should probably watch less cartoons, I've no idea what you're saying

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

That one's from a video game, not a cartoon.

Street Fighter, if you're curious.

AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · -7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

As fun as that would be, the fight wouldn't last more than a couple minutes. Trump would just need to knock over elderly Biden and sit on him with his fat ass until Biden surrenders.

mipadaitu@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

BIDEN OLD! LOL!

Biden gets on his bike and rides on a regular basis, dude in his 80's, but he's more active than most people his age. Not that "who can win in a fight" is really a good metric for anything, but framing Biden as a doddering old man is just plain false.

AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I don't pay enough attention to politicians to know anything positive about them. If he actually does do rides and keeps active, then damn! Good for him.