I don’t even know who I would bet on. Trump can’t use stairs and Biden seems more active but he’s at that age where you’re one fall away from a broken hip and becoming bedridden.
As fun as that would be, the fight wouldn't last more than a couple minutes. Trump would just need to knock over elderly Biden and sit on him with his fat ass until Biden surrenders.
Biden gets on his bike and rides on a regular basis, dude in his 80's, but he's more active than most people his age. Not that "who can win in a fight" is really a good metric for anything, but framing Biden as a doddering old man is just plain false.
I don't pay enough attention to politicians to know anything positive about them. If he actually does do rides and keeps active, then damn! Good for him.
26 Comments
Isoprenoid@programming.dev · 37 pts · 2y
The Good Ending:
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
Eww...
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Biden wondering if that crinkling noise is Trump's rain jacket or his diaper
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Biden running with Trump as his running mate vs Trump running with Biden as his running mate.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y
I demand election by combat
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
I don’t even know who I would bet on. Trump can’t use stairs and Biden seems more active but he’s at that age where you’re one fall away from a broken hip and becoming bedridden.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Biden would definitely fuck trump up in a fist fight. Trump can't even drink water with one hand.
Sallp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Small hands could still be dangerous.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Cause they’re easier to throw
jlh@lemmy.jlh.name · 3 pts · 2y
Do you think your wu-tang sword can defeat me?
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
But Trump has more experience hurting politicians. Remember how he was a germophobe who famously refused to shake hands, until he realized he could use it as an excuse to put on a pathetic show of dominance?
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
That’s when I really started liking Justin Trudeau. He was so much stronger that Trump and let everyone know it.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Well call me a 10-year-old because I would fucking pay to see that fight.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Makes me wish Celebrity Deathmatch was still on the air
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
They'd just make their secret service agents fight each other like Pokémon
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
....why does that sound almost better.
Can this be US politics? Please?
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
PRESIDENTIAL RRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
I'd say they should debate, but we know how that went last time XD
Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
The height of American culture.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · -3 pts · 2y
i want to see mr president embrace the satsui no hado and do a Raging Demon.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You should probably watch less cartoons, I've no idea what you're saying
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
That one's from a video game, not a cartoon.
Street Fighter, if you're curious.
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · -7 pts · 2y
As fun as that would be, the fight wouldn't last more than a couple minutes. Trump would just need to knock over elderly Biden and sit on him with his fat ass until Biden surrenders.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
BIDEN OLD! LOL!
Biden gets on his bike and rides on a regular basis, dude in his 80's, but he's more active than most people his age. Not that "who can win in a fight" is really a good metric for anything, but framing Biden as a doddering old man is just plain false.
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I don't pay enough attention to politicians to know anything positive about them. If he actually does do rides and keeps active, then damn! Good for him.