This title is another fat joke

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Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The police already have all the morbidly obese and immobile shooters

Johanno@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In jail, right?

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

They do occasionally visit jail.

Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 2y

The morbidly obese and immobile shooter is the police officer that is sent to stop the active shooter.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)
ULS@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y

To top it he was jerking off under the blanket.

Which explains his face at the end.

velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Not that America, the other America, you know the one with hot dogs and Uncle Sam and rampant gun violence.

calzone_gigante@lemmy.eco.br · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)
  • hotdogs
  • Uncle Sam
  • rampart gun violence

We are one old guy away from the first world i see

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 2y

Don't worry, Eric Prince has a plan to fix that oversight!

stevestevesteve@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The places in America with rampant gun violence definitely aren't what I'd call first world

xor@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
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