Wow that really stings because it's true. I don't think I forgive people, but I do scan the obits to see if they're dead yet. Then I yell, "Look who's still standing, bitch!" And then I feel good because I'm a selfish prick anyway - and I'm all about forgiving myself for that.
I came to learn one of my biggest highschool bullies (was known as one to several people) killed himself around a decade ago. By this point, that part of my life was the distant past. I didn't feel good, nor did I feel bad. I just kind of shrugged.
A few years after I finished college one of the dudes who made my life hell all through school started some shit and got himself stabbed to death. I'd be lying if I said I don't get a little burst of happiness every time I remember that motherfucker isn't part of this world anymore.
Oh no. This is a really good comic but I'm going to turn it into such an abomination of a shitpost. If the artist sees this im sorry. Hopefully you understand this is just what happens on the internet.
18 Comments
Subverb@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 2y
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”
dgbbad@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
figjam@midwest.social · 48 pts · 2y
If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.
Sun Tzu
dgbbad@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
Chao thought he was smooth.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Works better if you're a tortoise.
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
Unfortunately it doesn't work so well if the person you're waiting on is a tortoise. God damn Mitch McConnell is gonna out live us all.
Edit: Well I'll be damned, he stepped down less than 24 hours after this message.
tygerprints@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y
Wow that really stings because it's true. I don't think I forgive people, but I do scan the obits to see if they're dead yet. Then I yell, "Look who's still standing, bitch!" And then I feel good because I'm a selfish prick anyway - and I'm all about forgiving myself for that.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
Congratulations.
tygerprints@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Thanks! Although I already self congratulated myself for being me. I'm me! And that's truly amazing to me.
JoYo@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 2y
I've outlived three nemesis. Nemisi? It doesn't make me less mad, it just reminds me that we'll never repair that relationship.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Nemeses
alekwithak@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
That's why Master Oogway was so enlightened.
Bobmighty@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I came to learn one of my biggest highschool bullies (was known as one to several people) killed himself around a decade ago. By this point, that part of my life was the distant past. I didn't feel good, nor did I feel bad. I just kind of shrugged.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y
A few years after I finished college one of the dudes who made my life hell all through school started some shit and got himself stabbed to death. I'd be lying if I said I don't get a little burst of happiness every time I remember that motherfucker isn't part of this world anymore.
kazaika@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Does'nt work as well when you're mad at yourself though...
Barack_Embalmer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'm reminded of the original #RIPBOZO guy.
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Now I need one version where they are switched at the end and he stopped being mad because he died.
okamiueru@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Works on some thing.... other's... it just takes too long for the older generation to not vote against improving things. Slowly getting there. Maybe.
AeroLemming@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
GluWu@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Oh no. This is a really good comic but I'm going to turn it into such an abomination of a shitpost. If the artist sees this im sorry. Hopefully you understand this is just what happens on the internet.