jballs

u/jballs@sh.itjust.works
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Lol appreciate you. If you don't hear from me for a few days, please check Guantanamo or Alligator Alcatraz... or wherever we're disappearing people to these days.

on Jackpot · c/memes · 1 pts · 7h

Yeah, that's the case with a lot of media. But I've had three different people tell me they were good and asked if I was watching. I'm gonna wait until they're over before committing.

Dear FBI surveillance team,

This post is not in anyway a threat. It is merely a prediction of the end to the Weekend at Bernie's situation going on with Mitch McConnell. Since today is the last day a special election can be called upon his death, I expect they'll thaw out his corpse tonight and announce his official death tomorrow.

Warm regards,

jballs

on Jackpot · c/memes · 6 pts · 8h

I still can't bring myself to watch any of the spin offs. People keep telling me how good they are, but I was burned before and need time to learn to love again.

on Work ordeal · c/microblogmemes · 4 pts · 8h

I am not Gaston

Best line in the whole movie/musical IMO:

"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"

on The hiring process. · c/Memes · 12 pts · 1d

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a bow at you!

on FINALLY · c/Memes · 1 pts · 1d

I've also seen Meaghan. Which honestly just feels like cheating at Scrabble.

I took the time to learn how to solve a rubix cube a few years ago. It's actually surprisingly easy. You can learn in less then an hour and then just a bit of repetition.

It's fun to show off to young nieces and nephews. I like to say "ok mix it up REALLY good this time" and "ooooh nooo, this is really mixed up, I don't know if I can do this one!"

I don't think adjudicated is a weaselly adjective. If you say someone's a rapist, people might think "well that's just their wild conspiracy theory." But when you say Trump's an adjudicated rapist, that's stating that he was found to have committed rape in a court of law.

on wtf · c/lemmyshitpost · 15 pts · 3d

Reminds me of the old split depth gifs subreddit.

We were also pretty naive then. An editor for Wired magazine attended a party with Larry Page, Google's cofounder in 2002. He asked how Google was able to offer their services for free - and Page told him how their long term plan was to gather as much data as possible through their free services in order to build artificial intelligence.

So while we all thought a free GB of storage and searchable email was awesome in 2004, we were just blindly feeding what's happening today with the AI craze.