c/theonion · by jballs@sh.itjust.works · 162dMar-a-lago face 277 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
tonytins@pawb.social · 28 pts · 162d
She melted her face for nothing.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 162d
Fixed it for you.
Pretty decent tradeoff when you already have no scruples or other redeeming personality traits tbh 🤷
astropenguin5@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 162d
Except she literally just got fired?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 162d
As a pundit or the like, I mean.
Faux News, Newsmax, Breitbart, The Blaze, etc LOVE themselves some shills with insider experience and salivate at the mention of ICE
RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 162d
She still works for the government, just not as secretary of DHS.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 162d
At least now she can find work as a living statue.
displaced_city_mouse@midwest.social · 6 pts · 162d
"Living" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d
Too much botox
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 162d
Because she’s had so much Botox she can’t express emotion on her face
hector@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 162d
Bitch takes her face off at night and soaks it in a jar of adrenochrome.
She is going to look so much worse than if she just aged gracefully like the rest of us. Already, look at her neck, she's no looker, just wearing a mask.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 162d
So beautiful
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 162d
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 148d
Tia Imelda?!!!!
Remember, Dizzne is an evil company regardless of how cute their drawings are.