Top sperm: I'm getting tired of swimming. Think we're almost to the egg?
Bottom sperm: Dude, we're in Trump's thrussy.
I felt dirty making this
Top sperm: I'm getting tired of swimming. Think we're almost to the egg?
Bottom sperm: Dude, we're in Trump's thrussy.
13 Comments
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 273d
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 273d
Sunforged@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 273d
What a terrible day to have eyes.
You just HAD to make it worse.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 273d
The internet was a mistake.
rigatti@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 273d
Ok dudes. I know the new moves fast these days, but what the fuck. What did I miss?
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 273d
People are memeing that Trump sucked Bill Clinton's dick based on an email between Epstein brothers which was almost certainly said in jest. But because it would be delicious if true, people are running hard with it.
rigatti@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 273d
I hate that this image now lives in my head.
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 273d
I was eating when I read the news and almost puked
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 273d
One of the Epstein's emails was from his brother telling Epstein to ask if Putin has the pictures of Trump blowing Bubba.
Bill Clinton was famously called Bubba, so now everyone is having a field day speculating that Trump gave Clinton a blowjob.
rigatti@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 273d
That was definitely not on my Epstein files bingo card.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 273d
I can see how it does require a little suspension of disbelief considering that it's two brothers saying this shit, but, I'm so glad that it's a dead man's word against anything trump could say
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 273d
Reminds me of that old Oslo Gay Festival video... Man, I'm old...
https://youtu.be/6LO6pR17oNA
daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d
Personally I prefer "nussy".
It's short and easy to pronounce. But to each their own.