Wendy's day-truleading

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25 Comments

joe@lemmy.today · 113 pts · 2y (9 replies)

It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

Rolando@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y (2 replies)

OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

JuanPeece@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Perhaps to the one giving them

Toribor@corndog.social · 6 pts · 2y

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

IMongoose@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 2y

Needs a candlestick chart

chetradley@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

I've got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.

Vilian@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y (5 replies)

wtf???

Rolando@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (4 replies)

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html

We haven't even started memeing about the "AI-enabled menu changes".

rynzcycle@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.

kautau@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 2y

What the actual. I literally have no words.

jkozaka@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

It looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.

Gork@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y

The new food of the wallstreetbets community

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Natural-cut fries

What level of oxygen starvation at birth do you need to buy bits of potatoes called that? 😂

WTF is natural cut?

kautau@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

For Wendy's, the phrase “natural cut” just means the potatoes skip the step where the skin is steamed off and go straight to the slicers during food processing,

It just means they still have the skin on them. It’s dumb

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

"natural cut" sounds like an euphemism for "cracked into pieces"

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is this /j or /srs

kautau@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

It’s neither. It’s /s

018118055@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

Eat my shorts