I'm the opposite. If I have even the slightest cold symptoms, before we go to bed I tell my wife: "it's probably ebola. If I die, I want you to know you were the love of my life. My dying wish is that you move to an island in the mediterranian and take a Greek lover. Leave nothing behind for anyone."
It's kind of long, usually lets me get in a hacking cough or two before I'm done.
14 Comments
Confused_Emus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Slovene@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 2y
You should have worn tee jirt and jorts.
klemptor@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
Possibly a light joat.
Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 2y
I'm ootl. Care shedding a light?
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 2y
Jank you!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Jeans are the new beans
pyrflie@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
CluckN@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Pshh that’s nothing, it’s been 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 this week and I still don’t see a pattern!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Sounds like it’s spiralling.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
The pattern is in counting the days left trapped in whatever frigid wasteland you currently find yourself in.
Have you already eaten the sled dogs? How far are you from whatever remote village needed medicine?
Do Tauntaun truly smell worse on the inside?
sxan@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y
I'm the opposite. If I have even the slightest cold symptoms, before we go to bed I tell my wife: "it's probably ebola. If I die, I want you to know you were the love of my life. My dying wish is that you move to an island in the mediterranian and take a Greek lover. Leave nothing behind for anyone."
It's kind of long, usually lets me get in a hacking cough or two before I'm done.
nieceandtows@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
stupid sexy radioactive acid weather
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
At least use a tissue, ffs
pyrflie@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
7u5k3n@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Oh look....it's my mil at Christmas!
mcvikingqueef@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
captain tripps