AEW DYNAMITE Discussion Thread 02/28/24

It's Wednesday and you know what that means!

Tonight, Dynamite comes to us LIVE from Huntsville, AL!The card includes:

  • STING'S LAST DYNAMITE. EVER!

  • Continental Crown Champion Eddie Kingston & FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) vs. The Blackpool Combat Club (Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castagnoli, & Jon Moxley)

  • Chris Jericho vs. Atlantis Jr.

  • Kris Statlander vs. Skye Blue

  • WILL OSPREAY IS ALL ELITE! He’ll make an appearance!

  • AEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: © Orange Cassidy vs. “The Prodigy” Nick Wayne

  • We’ll hear from Hangman Adam Page!

And more!

Show starts at 8pm EST | 5pm PST | 7pm CST | 1am BST

AEW can be found on: TBS in the US, TSN+ in Canada, ViX in Latin America, ESPN in Australia, and FITETV/DAZN in the UK, EU, and elsewhere.

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96 Comments

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Mathew and Nicholas making tough decisions on a dress code. Real EVP shit

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

They're right. Eddie needs to start dressing like a champ, not a line cook.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I need to see Nicholas mouth off like this for a few more weeks and then one day someone just pops him in the mouth and knocks him out cold mid-bitch with Matthew just standing there sealfaced.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Considering we know it's a work, I'm hoping Hangman tumbles forward and springs to his feet like Willy Wonka when he's coming down the ramp.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Okay maybe it wasn't Wonka-like but that sneak attack by Hangman was awesome lol

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

ngl I'd pop for the Wonka tho lol

Montagge@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

I would have been sports entertained if he had come out singing:

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

ImADifferentBird@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

So there is life here!

Federation isn't working great tonight. Not many posts from this thread made it to the other servers, and it doesn't look like any of my posts in my usual server made it here.

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Yeah kbin.earth was struggling too

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

More federation issues? Damn. FWIW your comments are finally showing up.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Yeah I've noticed the last 48h have been a bit slow and fucky for federation, and more errors than a few days ago. Getting occasional delayed notifications too (some immediate, some 24h late lol).

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just 6 guys beating the shit out of each other

Danieslon breaking out the YES chants to show how fickle the people are

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Absolute slobber knocker

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So is Jericho the heel here or Atlantis?

Travon333@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

accurate summary of luche libre

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Wth Flair, that's no way to treat our EVPs

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Did Jericho get new ink?

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I was too busy looking at his hairline lol

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I was too busy walking away from my tv to go take an extended piss which coincidentally times itself to whenever I see Chris Jericho appear on screen.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

His ink, hairline, and that constipated grin at the end all had me mesmerized.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

that is one sexy suit for nicholas buck, passport name

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

This trios match has been great. They're doing a great job of making me want to watch Danielson/Kingston.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm enjoying these cuts to the EVP's.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

brandon has been killing it tonight with the camerawork

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Excalibur: "Say his name and he shall appear"

Me: Joe Hendry's all elite?! Ah shit, it's just Callis.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

👏👏

Montagge@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Usually you have to say Don Callis into a mirror three times

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

mirrors you say? tony schiavone having trauma ptsd

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

me: why not both?

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Am I the only one that kinda wants Roddy to win

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nope. I like OC but I'm ready for a new champ.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Not sure Roddy is who I wanna see him it (tho tbh it'll do good to have him get it, shining that turd of a group up a little more cannot hurt), but I do agree. We kinda went from OC cant lose the belt to oh OC lost the belt to oh OC won it right back to OC cant lose the belt again rofl.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

roddy wins belt.

ishii destroys roddy.

ishii inherits the earth.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

and we all win

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Lol somehow I don't think Hangmans pettiness will allow him to miss a chance to screw over Swerve

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Guys I'm not sure I trust Don Callis

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don doesn't trust Don lol

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

He'd be stupid to.

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Christian seems like a great mentor

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

He is all of our fathers

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I hope those were plants in the crowd

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Oh that curl-up-on-the-floor-holding-themselves move they did was 100% straight out of the Stunt Granny Training Guide lmao

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Get control of the match, ref!

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Nooooo, not Eddie!

ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

I kinda love Will Ospreay.

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Willow is a bad friend, Big Stoke was looking out for Stat

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Feels good to get your bags back

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why does it seem like everyone in AEW loses their luggage?

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Cause the ones who can't drive to the next destination gotta take planes, and 99% of airlines in North America are operated by underpaid/underappreciated wage slaves and run by people who wouldn't be otherwise trusted to babysit a poodle by any human being with an IQ over luke-warm temperatures.

Edit: I don't fly if you couldn't gather lmao.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

i think this is the equivalent of bringing up politics at thanksgiving for don callis

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

😂😂 So Hangman played possum just to get the drop on Swerve

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

hangman even swerved the chyron gremlin

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

That's cowboy shit

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Loved it haha.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It just dawned on me how smart it is to have mother Wayne close to Nick. In reality, it's probably a good way to keep him out of trouble on the road.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

You're not wrong. Plus she pulls off an amazing resting bitch face just standing there in her turtleneck.

csm10495@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I'm not quite sure what it is, but I'm just not into this episode.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

stokely: friendship with kris ended

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Finally sitting down to start the show! Let's go!

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

8-man scramble? What happened to the meat match?

ImADifferentBird@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

@TellumSiege They said that Meat Madness was canceled due to injuries, and the All Star Scramble is replacing it.

Dunno why, nobody who was announced for the match is out.

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

From the wording it sounds postponed. I feel like Meat Madness was gonna be a 6 man with the Meatiest men but most are out rn

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

😍 Eddie and Claudio with that forever hate

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

You have to appreciate the dedication it takes to hate someone that much for that long

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Joe is getting turned on

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Glad someone commented on his violence fetish. It comes out every so often

Montagge@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I know horny when I see it!

Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Boooo, I was promised MEAT Madness not a scramble

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah what the hell? You scramble eggs not meat.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

don't order the skips scramble

Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y

Hopalong Adam Page has a ring to it

Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Oh yeah Jay is gonna fuck these guys over

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

BCG gonna be double trios champs

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I wanna see this on the slim hope they unify the goddamn titles,

Montagge@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

He's going to leverage to accelerate the title dynamic

Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y

There's the boos lol

ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (13 replies)

Wow, this thread seems kinda dead tonight

ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Never mind, it's a weird federation issue

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Yeah the last 48h kbin's been fucky. Just got 2 notifications like 20 mins ago nearly at 5:30am for a couple of those spammers I posted about this time yesterday morning, on a thread I already deleted, from accounts I already banned lmao. idk if Ernest is dead or dying but hopefully he comes back to kbin soon from whatever issues hes having cause this shit needs work lol.

ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if this was the wrong server to host this community on. Obviously not my decision, of course, but Kbin.social has had a lot of issues these past few months, and Ernest doesn't seem to be able to keep up and is unwilling to get help from the community.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (9 replies)

It's definitely not helping things, that's for sure lol.

I did (ironically this morning lmao) make a Lemmy SQ as a backup community for us should anything happen, but it would be nice if things here would actually progress software-wise.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (8 replies)

The delays--and in some cases, complete losses (upvotes and boosts not underlining or going green anymore)--are crazy. I've been on message boards of all kinds since, like, 2000 and I don't think I've ever seen growing pains like the ones going on here.

Also, want to know why I don't comment or post as much as I used to? Because when I first came to Kbin I could post/comment on my work macbook. A few months ago I stopped being able to. Now all I can do is boost and upvote. So the only way I can post or comment is on my phone now...

Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

You can boost and upvote?

I've had no issues commenting/posting, but boosting and upvoting gives me an error message about 70% of the time.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Also, want to know why I don't comment or post as much as I used to? Because when I first came to Kbin I could post/comment on my work macbook. A few months ago I stopped being able to. Now all I can do is boost and upvote. So the only way I can post or comment is on my phone now...

You're shitting me..🤦‍♂️

Maybe I should put up a community 'poll'...get everyone's input about potentially moving the community..

Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

But with the federation issues, how would we make sure everyone sees it?

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I might be a bit delayed tonight. The insane weather we're getting knocked down some of my fence and fixing it has delayed my nightly chores. I shouldn't be that far behind though.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Man the wind was fucking nuts wasn't it? All damn day yesterday. Fucking temp here in ptbo went from +15 to -20 in a few hours lmao.

TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fuck yeah. And that's wild we live in the same region. The wind gusts hit something like 84km/hr at one point, maybe even more. And then of course Saturday is supposed to be +15 again lol. The weather this winter has been insane.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

And now today I got snow fuck lmao

Suavevillain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It was a pretty good episode. I really liked Atlantis Jr despite never seeing him before. The PPV is going to be great.