me in December 2025 Rule

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15 Comments

Toribor@corndog.social · 50 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I don't want to be a guy with a mushroom hat, but I don't want to be a girl with a mushroom hat either.

I want to be a mushroom. Put me in the dirt and let me just absorb nutrients and sporulate.

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mmm yeah baby. Gonna make you sporulate all over me.

XCraftMC@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

That’s enough internet for today.

euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y
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Titou@feddit.de · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I make it as phone wallpaper

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Nice, a shame it's kinda low resolution :/

yetAnotherUser@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Just pretend this was the original version, now it looks high-res

yetAnotherUser@feddit.de · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just kidding, here's a higher res version:

Titou@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

Thanks, for a unknown reason i wasn't able to export it in full res

Jackie_meaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

This made me laugh

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

yeah if I was born a male, I'd want to be a girl too. We women are pretty damn gorgeous & awesome. Welcome.

As a bonus, I'd keep the penis because having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy, best of both worlds all in one.

lilithanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

As someone who doesn't hate her girldick, I assure you, that would feel weird about it nonetheless, because even tho you do like it, you know for a fact people will judge you for having a bulge as a woman and that pressure will be put on you to remove it

nifty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy

Intersex people are often forgotten :)

That said, I don’t think it’s fair to say only one gender is gorgeous and awesome, but I think I get what you mean

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y

shrigma female

nifty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I could read this either way: either the person with the phone is showing their goal, or they’re showing who they used to be

Titou@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
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Titou@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
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vegantomato@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y

Reality on the right, fiction on the left.