Size Matters

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23 Comments

GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y

DrCatface@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y

i wish they dated their comics cause man this ones old

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (4 replies)

When you have adhd and a huge dick 😭

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I bet you get nothing done ever. Except lots of cumming.

abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Literally me 😔

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ahem, any pics?

abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's not the motion of the cushion...

That's not the old saying but you know what I'm saying.

sweaterpuppys@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

No wonder I have no motivation.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Confident people don't have shit to prove...

Cipher22@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Of course not. The author clearly spells out that they're not penetrating that market.

342345@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

The market just isn't ready, yet.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

I beg to differ! Um, I mean I have a “friend” who begs to differ!

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

Man, no wonder I work so hard. I thought it was my low self-esteem, which is not correlated with my penis size, or that’s what I thought.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

DAE try to zoom in to read the book? No? Just me? okay

overcast5348@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You sure are putting a lot of effort into reading that, aren't you?

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Well I'm a woman, so it's impossible for a small penis joke to affect me.

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sounds like a certain someone has a really small clitoris.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Name any woman who chases worldly success to compensate for genetic shortcomings in her reproductive system.

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Haha, you got me there.

The only one that could be slightly relevant ist Catherine the Great who had 22 lovers, many of which were a lot younger than her and there is an urban legend about her having a very vulgar erotic cabinet that she ordered to be made, but there has never been any proof of it.

wick@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Is this true? *sips champagne*