That's pretty good! That reminds me of the time the editor at the magazine where I used to work asked me the difference between a whale and my mom: about 200lbs and a black dress.
When considering singular entities, the largest organisms are clonal colonies which can spread over large areas. Pando, a clonal colony of the quaking aspen tree, is widely considered to be the largest such organism by mass.[1]
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dhcmrlchtdj__@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
“‘The data is clear. And that data is telling us the heaviest animal to ever walk this earth still remains yo momma.”
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Oh yeah? Well yo momma so fat she got smaller fat people orbiting around her.
(Wait, are we doing snaps?)
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yo momma so fat, when walmart wants to lower prices they have her sit on the roof.
Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Ah, that reminds me about this Day9 classic about Graham's Number.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Edit: Damnit somebody already beat me to the yo momma joke.
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I'll still laugh if you tell it to me. Go ahead.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The reason the scientists were studying ancient whales in the first place is because the scientist couldn’t get your mom off his mind.
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
That's pretty good! That reminds me of the time the editor at the magazine where I used to work asked me the difference between a whale and my mom: about 200lbs and a black dress.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
There’s another one in there about a being an ancient whale and you let that slip too.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
It's pretty amazing that as huge and awesome as creatures in the past were, probably the biggest living thing ever is alive right now.
tal@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 2y
Animal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_organisms
When considering singular entities, the largest organisms are clonal colonies which can spread over large areas. Pando, a clonal colony of the quaking aspen tree, is widely considered to be the largest such organism by mass.[1]
tb_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
So they're technically correct.
Just not in the way they meant to be.
calmb@kbin.melroy.org · -8 pts · 2y