what if?

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22 Comments

lockhart@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 2y

At least God didn't say Bad Request

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

First I'll ask on heavenoverflow what's wrong. If it's too complicated to fix I'll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.

CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

404 - Heaven not found

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

Peter screwed up again, dammit. We can't afford to have any more outages or we'll miss all our SLAs!

Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Reminds me very much of: https://yourwife.zip/

1984@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y

Lols :)

YoorWeb@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y

Damn, the Talos principle was a good game

bleistift2@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

More like 503.

passepartout@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In my case it's more like something from the 400 range

andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun · 3 pts · 2y

403, oof.

nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y

"Let's see your nginx logs and config. They'll point us in the right direction...Oh did you mean to have the 'human_suffering' option set? Yeah... It's that on by default and you have to intentionally override it."

laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

I knew it! nginx is the holy webserver.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Try the stairway

callmepk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (5 replies)

In the old times, it’s 402

MP3Martin@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

4xx is when you do something wrong

5xx is when the server does something wrong / something is wrong with it

callmepk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment

FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)
callmepk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment

FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

I was thinking about such a joke, the edit makes it much clearer

Nougat@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

That's just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.

RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Can't hear "God" over the sound of the chainsaw