Door dash: "Sorry about your negative experience, here's a $1.27 refund on your $46.77 order.
Also, don't forget to send flowers to your dasher's hospital room!"
I once got food delivered to a work site and it took like 15 minutes of go the last mile. Slowly walking all the way up the entrance drive to this place (it was a museum on the waterfront with like 1/2 mile of driveway before the parking lot) turns or he blew a tire and decided to walk it the last mile because he was almost there.
I felt so bad. He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him with a suspension or something if he failed to deliver though. Wanted to tip more after all that, but there was no option to posthumously raise the tip in app and I wasn't carrying cash.
Guess that's what happens when your boss is a robot.
He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him
Unfortunately, that is a possibility. I used to doordash, canceling an order before you pick up the food is NBD, but canceling after you have picked it up is likely at least a strike against the dashers account.
thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.
I tried reading this recently... only made it through a few chapters. Something about the writing style made it hard for me to see the story in my minds eye
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EfreetSK@lemmy.world · 211 pts · 2y
"Packaging was damaged and there were several blood stains on it. Driver didn't even say 'Hi', just laid there. Rude and unacceptable! 1/5 *"
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y
Door dash: "Sorry about your negative experience, here's a $1.27 refund on your $46.77 order. Also, don't forget to send flowers to your dasher's hospital room!"
THE_MORTAL@lemmy.today · 34 pts · 2y
thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 2y
I once got food delivered to a work site and it took like 15 minutes of go the last mile. Slowly walking all the way up the entrance drive to this place (it was a museum on the waterfront with like 1/2 mile of driveway before the parking lot) turns or he blew a tire and decided to walk it the last mile because he was almost there.
I felt so bad. He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him with a suspension or something if he failed to deliver though. Wanted to tip more after all that, but there was no option to posthumously raise the tip in app and I wasn't carrying cash.
Guess that's what happens when your boss is a robot.
FancyLad@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y
Posthumously....so he died? Rip loyal delivery driver
nifty@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
The request ended, may it rest in peace
thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
The food kinda died
Perfide@reddthat.com · 23 pts · 2y
Unfortunately, that is a possibility. I used to doordash, canceling an order before you pick up the food is NBD, but canceling after you have picked it up is likely at least a strike against the dashers account.
Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 66 pts · 2y
Is this real?
CluckN@lemmy.world · 120 pts · 2y
Yeah you can pay a little extra to get them cremated
nexguy@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
I read that early on there was a bug and you could get them cremated without them being in an accident.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Ah yes, the orbital laser bug
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Eww no I already tipped them 20%
x4740N@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Thanks for nearly waking my parents up with loud laughter
SoleInvictus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Why are they laughing in your parent's house?! That seems a little concerning.
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Next time don't masturbate in their bed.
notannpc@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Nah. That account posts a lot of “app features” like this as a joke.
Bennettiquette@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.
tiramichu@lemm.ee · 61 pts · 2y
Bold of them to assume the door-dasher can afford hospital
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Welp, better put them out of their misery
Sianna@feddit.de · 35 pts · 2y
DoorCrash
Crashdash
Afghaniscran@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2y
Floordash
Roadrash
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
feels very slapdash
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
First chapter of Snowcrash
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I tried reading this recently... only made it through a few chapters. Something about the writing style made it hard for me to see the story in my minds eye
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The lead character being Hero Protagonist gives away the tongue in cheek style.
It's worth reading for the first ideas of "the metaverse " but plotwise you don't need to finish it.
Yrt@feddit.de · 32 pts · 2y
Did he send flowers?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
No, but the Doordasher realized that they can buy themself flowers
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 3 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
they can buy themself flowers
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Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah, ordered another doordasher to deliver it
matlag@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
The flowers were delivered by Doordash The victim arrived in an Uber ambulance.
The part-time doctor (student) mentioned that the hospital's rooms are now managed by Airbnb.
250$ of tips were collected along the process, but now it's not clear who pocketed them.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
But then that driver was eaten by a bear :(
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2y
Should have selected the bear repellent upsell
euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y
Death@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Since it's US I'm guessing it's either 0.3 washing machine or 0.3 groundhog
ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
0.3
Klear@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Crashes.
euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
centimeters.
euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 2y
Obviously, don't forget to tip.
xantoxis@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
"Here's a tip, kid: you can tear off a shirt sleeve to form a crude tourniquet!"
[grabs bag and walks away]
nxdefiant@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y
The Deliverator belongs to an elite order...