Thanks for telling me shapes exist!

Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says "yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes". Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.

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myster0n@feddit.nl · 88 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I know my Italian grandmother had health problems lately, but THIS is how I find out? Nonagon?

MoonlitCringe@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

-_-

SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y

What's that face for? That was comedic gold!

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 63 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Probably an AI generated post. Either way, I hope this is not a tenured professor.

Omgarm@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe satire? I really hope so at least.

maynarkh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y

Or some weird social experiment to see how people react to it?

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

What's that text on the bottom right? It may be to push an ad

funnystuff97@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Thorry84@feddit.nl · 56 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also randomly making words hashtags for no reason...

I'm sure #2D will be trending soon

Willy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

#forms. we can do it!

#circle yay

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I hate where he placed the octagon.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

What an absolute menace

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

I kept reading waiting for the metaphor

JoMomma@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Assistant Professor of what exactly?

watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 2y

Kindergarten.

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y

Shapes.

horsey@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pedantry

DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

*pedantometry

FTFY

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hang on, WHAT'S THAT SECOND ONE

oh wait, it's a square, I remember this one

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I learned it as a regular quadrilateral, we weren't fancy enough to use bespoke terms for things.

reflectedodds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Reminds me of when you Google something and the answer is hidden in the middle of some article page.

Like you Google what shape is a stop sign and you get this.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Wait until they find out the deep personal relationship between triangles and circles

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

irregular hexagon

yesman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It looks like this person is talking about Platonic Idealism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_forms

Phanatik@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

You know what's causing me physical pain? The fact the shapes aren't in order of no. of sides. Part of me thinks this post is a cry for help.

MxM111@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A circle is a 1D object.
A disk is a 2D object.
The post is a failure.

Hippopotamus@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Uh… a circle is a 2D object and a disk is a 3D object

MxM111@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Nope. You need one parameter to characterize a circle. Circle dimension is the same as of line. Circle has zero thickness. Circle is 1D-sphere.

Similar to a normal sphere being a 2D surface of a 3D ball, a 1D circle is the edge of 2D disc.