Sovereign citizen "cancelled" his ticket.

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SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y (6 replies)

45° writing, red thumb print, blue wax, stamps and a signature. All the hallmarks of a perfectly cast "Noticketo Nomo" spell and still it persists. Whatever could they have done wrong?

NotAViciousCyborg@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just eyeballing it but it seems he wrote at 43°, I'm assuming the court clerk had a protractor to hand and wasn't willing to overlook that horrible faux pas

PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Such a rookie mistake

Madrigal@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It’s “Noticketo NOmo”, not “NoticketOH noMO”.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

NoHomo

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Part of me wants to do some post-modern fictional world-building around this. Like the intersection of Constantine and The Office. A world where "magic" is just really bureaucratic metaphysics, complete with the occasional stovepipe or string to pull.

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Sprinkle in some Dark City as well.

Cort@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ah, I see the problem here. He's using common law sovereign citizen tactics, when he actually needs to use Napoleonic code citoyen souverain

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

How could he be so thoughtless?

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 2y (8 replies)

I’m impressed they went to the trouble of hiring a notary to prove they really signed this nonsense.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Notaries just must laugh all the way to the bank when a sovcit turns up to use their service.

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

Fit? If I were a notary I’d absolutely be ad-bombing sovcit circles

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Do they actually pay in something valuable for notaries?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think they must. Which is weird because these are people who try to get out of using stamps.

neoman4426@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y

They'd need to get a notary for the notary to pay in their made up Monopoly money, then a notary for the notary for the notary, and so on and so forth. Less of a hassle to use real money just this once.

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

I see you've assumed that it is a legitimate notary stamp... Your optimism is admirable

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I wonder how many notaries are kept in business because of sovereign citizens?

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

They could have just paid the ticket and broke even.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I usually get them cancelled

Riiiight. We definitely believe you.

DigitalFrank@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Do you want a bench warrant?

Because this is how you get a bench warrant.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Every time I'm astounded at the hot-garbage blend of thinking that reduces to: "here are some pseudo-legal and actually legal measures I'm using to assert that your laws don't apply to me."

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

One of the sovcit court transcripts had a guy who refused to answer to his given name and insisted on being called Freedom Rings. Like are you seriously going to expect a judge to call you that lol.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

To be fair, naming yourself is possibly the only concept consistent with the whole sovcit "I'm my own person", uh, "philosophy." The rest just seems like wishy-washy nonsense to me. But yeah, that probably didn't go over well.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

One of them demanded at his trial that the judge address him as Freedom Rings lol.