Dressed to kill (my heart)

Bc of cholesterol and other reasons

737 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world

31 Comments

Signtist@lemm.ee · 50 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I honestly can't tell if sending this to my wife would go over very well or very poorly.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

She a buttery snacc?

Signtist@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 2y

She's my buttery snacc.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wisdom is knowing better than to try.

june@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Audacity is doing it anyway.

nifty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If you have to wonder, I wouldn’t

Signtist@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Too late, I already sent it. She loved it.

nifty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I love her sense of humor, good for you both! ^^

Klear@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)

from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We are ALL potatoes on this great day.

Klear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Speak for yourself.

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

I am ALL potatoes on this great day.

JackLSauce@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Potoooooooo (pronounced poht-eight-O's)

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It is weird that we say things that suck are like a potato. Potatoes don't suck. Quite the opposite.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I rather like referring to super low res memes that have been jpeg’d to death as potatoes tho

Tobberone@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

15liam20@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Give it to us raw and wriggling.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Where I'm from, that's when you start calling her Sweet Tater.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
muculent@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's when you let her know you've always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You've got her smothered and covered.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

This lemming fucks

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I assume you're not married to Marge Simpson.

nifty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I am not married at all, I just thought the meme was cute and funny

key@lemmy.keychat.org · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your wife is delectable.

nifty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

My aspirational wifey sure is, yes

Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What's the upper left ?

Edit: oh nvm, I thought it was a sliced baguette

Asafum@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's called a "loaded baked potato" usually has cheddar cheese, bacon, chives and sour cream or something on top of, you've guessed it, a baked potato. It's so good.

june@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought it was a twice baked potato.

Asafum@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Could be a regional thing maybe. I'm in the north east US so that's always how it's shown up on a menu or whatever lol

Sebbe@lemmy.sebbem.se · 4 pts · 2y

Cute. Now have her read "All He Wants for Christmas Is a Fingerling"!