octopus stinkhorn

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Neato@ttrpg.network · 113 pts · 2y (14 replies)

Clathrus archeri is not known to be toxic, however, consuming this fungus would not be enjoyable. Due to the rotting stench of stinkhorns, culinary application is not a common thought. There is also no record of the fungus being treated as a delicacy.

Lol. Damn near every fungi on Wikipedia has a toxicology section. But this one is just like, No one would ever think about eating this so who fucking knows?

valen@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 2y

All fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.

-Terry Pratchett

AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Maybe despite it's shite smell it's like super duper delicious and nobody has tried until now?

MajorSauce@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

You go first.

bitwolf@lemmy.one · 12 pts · 2y

Or maybe it's a super food like Durian

jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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EchoCT@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Durian?

jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
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fossilesque@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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moistclump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Might be a hell of a trip though.

lingh0e@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

So yeah, it's likely no one has ever tried to eat one... but I feel pretty confident someone's tried to fuck one.

Hupf@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I have a valuable cylinder stuck in a octopus stinkhorn and I can't get it out, what do I do?

TechieDamien@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Rip and tear until it is done

lingh0e@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

The ripping and the tearing. The ripping are the tearing.

0ops@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

To shreds you say?

morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 75 pts · 2y (11 replies)

They are really cool, I saw one in the wild in southern Germany last fall

selinson@mander.xyz · 52 pts · 2y (9 replies)

I also found some last fall!

moistclump@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Gah. Looks like forest floor rotting star fish.

selinson@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

It sure smelled like that. (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 2y

Appropriate name.

cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world · 13 pts · 2y

Omg if I came across that while hiking in the woods without knowing what it was, I would probably hightail it out of there, all the while looking back to make sure it wasn't following me.

mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How did you not run away screaming? Is this fungus common knowledge? I've never seen it and I am happy to have read this post before stumbling on this another dimension opening strawberry-red nightmare

selinson@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

xD I read a lot of books about nature when I was a kid and therefore knew of this fungus for some time. I always wanted to see this one, too: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrus_ruber

mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

As it has no tentacles I can see the beauty in this one, too. But I am really confused about how unreal those fungi look.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Thanks for the pics! WILD!

morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

That's so many! Thank you for the cool picture 😄

Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

This makes it seem so harmless.

jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I better pet the obviously dangerous thing.

jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
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shalafi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Put my dumbass face right in one last month.

"That's fucking disgusting!"

sniff

"Yep. Revolting."

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 39 pts · 2y

You sure there ain't an Oblivion portal nearby?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Somebody call Sigourney Weaver and tell her to bring the flame thrower!

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

maculata@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 2y (5 replies)

That has some serious Cthulhu vibes

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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maculata@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Pfft. I heard that one last week.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ia! Ia!

Shareni@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

Erasmus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
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tegs_terry@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Also called 'Devil's Fingers'

soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

There's a Banana called that too

stiephel@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And my sex tape

soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

Oh shit that was your vid? You are famous in Europe my strong cocked lordship

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (7 replies)

But are they edible?

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
selinson@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 2y

German Wikipedia says it's edible but it doesn't taste good.

marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Surely someone has tried?

odium@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
s23b@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've tried a close relative, the stinkhorn (aptly named phallus impudicus). While in the egg phase, the slimy outer layer can be peeled off. Then you cut the inside into thin wedges, and fry them in oil. They taste like earthier french fries. The stuff in the post I've only ever encountered in the mature stage, so I never got to try this recipe with them. Since they are very similar in most aspects, I'd guess the technique should work.

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Well I love fries almost as much as I love dirt so now I want to try them

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

Would be a vegan alternative to sea food

Granixo@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 2y

Upside down Barnacle from Half-Life

penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

As someone who's absolutely afraid/disgusted/horrified by octopus, these also need to be eradicated from this planet

Xanis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If this ever evolves into The Flesh that Hates imma blame you all.

lady_maria@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Disturbing! I love it.