U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities

https://www.theonion.com/u-s-navy-announces-plan-to-phase-out-all-wet-activitie-1851320827

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TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I'm going in dry, bite that pillow!

andrewta@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

So no more sex?

Postreader2814@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No more wet sex.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!

andrewta@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Ouch

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y

Spies will now be forced to conduct "dryworks" instead of "wetworks."