c/theonion · by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net · 2yU.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities https://www.theonion.com/u-s-navy-announces-plan-to-phase-out-all-wet-activitie-185132082787 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world
6 Comments
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I'm going in dry, bite that pillow!
andrewta@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
So no more sex?
Postreader2814@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
No more wet sex.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!
andrewta@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ouch
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
Spies will now be forced to conduct "dryworks" instead of "wetworks."