Chart to determine risk of bear attack

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27 Comments

kbal@fedia.io · 33 pts · 2y

The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.

Oka@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR

NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

How did I get here

Melochar@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Mind = bear

don@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.

lugal@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)

homesnatch@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dude, so do I

-the bear

lugal@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

You came to me?? I shouldn't have told people on the internet where I live

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

This is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.

antidote101@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Water bears?

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.

homura1650@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 shotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.

Micromot@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Kind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered

Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Did someone mention drop bears?

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

Most national parks are controlled by the bear mafia

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.

Zugyuk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Do tardigrade count?

Heavybell@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Without my glasses I saw "risk of deer attack", which I think makes this post funnier

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

What the hell are you all talking about? There's no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH ... OH MY GOD!!! ..... YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!

Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It's obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don't have any bears. :F