c/lemmyshitpost · by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 2yChart to determine risk of bear attack 486 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
kbal@fedia.io · 33 pts · 2y
The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.
Oka@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y
DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
How did I get here
Melochar@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?
jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Mind = bear
don@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.
lugal@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)
homesnatch@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Dude, so do I
-the bear
lugal@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
You came to me?? I shouldn't have told people on the internet where I live
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
This is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.
antidote101@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Water bears?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.
homura1650@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 shotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.
Micromot@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Kind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Did someone mention drop bears?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Why isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Most national parks are controlled by the bear mafia
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.
Zugyuk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Do tardigrade count?
Heavybell@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Without my glasses I saw "risk of deer attack", which I think makes this post funnier
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
What the hell are you all talking about? There's no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH ... OH MY GOD!!! ..... YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!
Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It's obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don't have any bears. :F