c/programmer_humor · by genfood@feddit.de · 2yTattoo Idea 462 points · 47 comments · view on lemmy.world
47 Comments
FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world · 192 pts · 2y
Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don't think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don't follow his route.
fluxion@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
Just cuz you're all NAT'd up doesn't mean you'll be left alone.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Switch back before it's too late.
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
MagicShel@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
I don't mean to put him in a category, but he is clearly from a hub of scum and villainy.
AdmiralShat@programming.dev · 50 pts · 2y
"I have the IP address of the man who ruined my life forever on my hands"
Dnn@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
127.0.0.1 then?
GreyCat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That's his loopback address, his local IP can be 192.168.0.1/24
Pulptastic@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y
Don't believe his lies
Artyom@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y
Dude! How did you find out my IP address?!? Delet this post now or I will call thr police! I don't want my identiti stolen!
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 36 pts · 2y
Oh no! He's got my IP 😱
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 35 pts · 2y
Now do ipv6
JustUseMint@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
I don't have enough fingers
FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
You gotta use colons. Then it's pretty easy.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y
Good luck finding a tattoo artist that will do your colon
JoMomma@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y
Class C warfare
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
If it were the right hand you could've done /24 on the thumb
Scoopta@programming.dev · 29 pts · 2y
This is gross. Needs IPv6
QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
IPv8 tattoo
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Now do '0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0001" across both knuckles like the classic "LOVE HATE" tat.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Or just a big
on your hand
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
On your chest. Much more macho.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Get it as a throat tattoo or get out
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Get a null tattoo on your forehead if you are really about that life.
nxdefiant@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
DEAD BEEF
IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y
127.0.0.1 / 255.0.0.0
camr_on@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Why the fuck did I click this
lud@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
Yes, 127.0.0.1 is famous for the distribution of malware. Don't ever go to https://127.0.0.1
N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Can confirm I personally know the guy that hosts 127.0.0.1, total asshole.
lseif@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
you have tls on your local network?
lud@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Local? 127.0.0.1 is a malware distribution IP. Of course they use TLS.
lseif@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
malware? yet its a secure connection. suspicious...
zinderic@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y
No place like 127.0.0.1.
roddy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
::1
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Honestly, before IP, my first thought was a concentration camp.
genfood@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
🪦
Astongt615@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y
Definitely Dewey Decimal System
Opisek@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I'm a 10.0.0.0 255.0.0.0 enjoyer myself.
xradeon@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y
"I'll show you a gateway to heaven!" punch
pythonoob@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
Hopefully you don't have that much trouble remembering them.
RAM@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
I already have a couple hand tattoos, but I definitely need this or some other dev related tattoo ^^
Muffi@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
I also sport a couple of hand tattoos. Only 3 are dev related though.
RAM@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
What are the dev related ones ? :))
genfood@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
I request a proof.
RAM@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
I try to keep this profile somewhat anonymous, so no proof for now (:
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
There's no place like home.
Brkdncr@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y
This is funny to programmers but it’s dumb to network admins.
thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
I guess let people have their fun, but I agree. Class C space is pretty insignificant