Corn Nuts used to have a radio ad jingle that went something like "Bust a nut, bust a nut. Open up a bag and bust a nut."
I remember hearing it in the car in middle school while a friend's mom was driving us somewhere. My friend and I both looked at each other in disbelief, like "is this really happening?" His mom was completely stone faced so we assumed she didn't know what busting a nut was or just wasn't paying attention to the radio. In hindsight, she was probably hoping the same about us.
17 Comments
Vespair@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Corn isn't a nut tho
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y
🤔
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Corn Nuts used to have a radio ad jingle that went something like "Bust a nut, bust a nut. Open up a bag and bust a nut."
I remember hearing it in the car in middle school while a friend's mom was driving us somewhere. My friend and I both looked at each other in disbelief, like "is this really happening?" His mom was completely stone faced so we assumed she didn't know what busting a nut was or just wasn't paying attention to the radio. In hindsight, she was probably hoping the same about us.
Edit: Found the link!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Neither are you but you're still talking crazy right now
jaschen@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
It's technically a fruit.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's technically a corn
Vespair@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Nah bro, acorns are the things cops are scared of
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's not like cops can tell the difference anyway
unreachable@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
RooPappy@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Popcorn makes me fart.
I eat it anyway.
Toot toot toot.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Corn makes me have aggressive shits. So I don't tend to eat it. Still love it though.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Is sonic gay, or does he just represent explosive potential and agility of your shitpost?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y
Has anybody posted this to 196, yet?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I haven't
JoShmoe@ani.social · 4 pts · 2y
I do like mine salted and with butter.
byroon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
What if you're a woman
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Then it's very gay.