TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles

https://newsthump.com/2024/03/19/tiktok-saves-itself-from-us-ban-by-launching-a-range-of-semi-automatic-assault-rifles/

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15 Comments

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"My Husband..."

renrenPDX@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

shoots someone by accident

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 34 pts · 2y

Ate the Onion for one whole second.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Imagine having to watch an ad before reloading

LifeOfChance@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Or having to buy the ammo strictly through the tiktok shop

hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

Please solve the captcha before firing your next shot

HubertManne@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.

Kedly@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

This article title could legitimately make me "eat the onion" if I hadnt noticed the thread name its that good

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

They'd still be banned in Washington State as of January 2024.

Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Holosun moment

Linkerbaan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Does the sound alternate for each round

Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That headline slays like a lonely white guy in a grade school

reddit_sux@iusearchlinux.fyi · 2 pts · 2y

I can see this happening...