TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles
https://newsthump.com/2024/03/19/tiktok-saves-itself-from-us-ban-by-launching-a-range-of-semi-automatic-assault-rifles/
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15 Comments
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 2y
Takes off safety
Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"
NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
"My Husband..."
renrenPDX@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
shoots someone by accident
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 34 pts · 2y
Ate the Onion for one whole second.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 2y
Imagine having to watch an ad before reloading
LifeOfChance@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Or having to buy the ammo strictly through the tiktok shop
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
Please solve the captcha before firing your next shot
HubertManne@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.
Kedly@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
This article title could legitimately make me "eat the onion" if I hadnt noticed the thread name its that good
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
They'd still be banned in Washington State as of January 2024.
Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Holosun moment
Linkerbaan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Does the sound alternate for each round
Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That headline slays like a lonely white guy in a grade school
reddit_sux@iusearchlinux.fyi · 2 pts · 2y
I can see this happening...