c/california · by silence7@slrpnk.net · 2yCalifornia Pastor Paid $40,000 to Have Daughter’s Boyfriend Shot, Police Say https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/20/us/california-pastor-arrested.html?unlocked_article_code=1.eE0.yIyp.iojwgeYZQJpv65 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
darvocet@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 2y
God works in mysterious ways.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
Money can make God work faster!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
throws a handful of 1's into the air
"Shake it, baby!"
Later on the news
"California sank into the Pacific Ocean today when it was rocked by massive earthquakes..."
GheeButtersnaps@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
God twerks in mysterious ways
tryplot@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
when they say that one is "holy", they do not mean "full of holes".
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y
ooopsie, wrong angel contracted.
nul@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Didn't read the article, but I'm guessing police snitched because they weren't paid enough?
downpunxx@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2y
as one does, god bless