California Pastor Paid $40,000 to Have Daughter’s Boyfriend Shot, Police Say

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/20/us/california-pastor-arrested.html?unlocked_article_code=1.eE0.yIyp.iojwgeYZQJpv

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8 Comments

darvocet@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 2y (3 replies)

God works in mysterious ways.

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Money can make God work faster!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

throws a handful of 1's into the air

"Shake it, baby!"

Later on the news

"California sank into the Pacific Ocean today when it was rocked by massive earthquakes..."

GheeButtersnaps@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

God twerks in mysterious ways

tryplot@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

when they say that one is "holy", they do not mean "full of holes".

leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y

ooopsie, wrong angel contracted.

nul@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

Didn't read the article, but I'm guessing police snitched because they weren't paid enough?

downpunxx@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2y

as one does, god bless