c/religiouscringe · by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social · 2yPoor choice of words 222 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 2y
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Better build another arc 'cause that's gonna be one hell of a flood
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
God. Imagine drowning in hot, milky cum. Must feels amaz-I mean must be horrifying.
Plavatos@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
From every picture I've seen he's gonna do it hands free, and this explains how he's able to do it.
pixelscience@lemm.ee · 34 pts · 2y
Thou must taketh thy Lord's load!
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Oh yes, let jesus into your body!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 21 pts · 2y
Hauling loads for Jesus
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 14 pts · 2y
Inside or...?
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Immaculate cumception
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Pretty sure that contractor wouldn't be too happy with this on their freight
HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
At least Jesus gave warning
swab148@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
I know the joke, but that banner is gonna make it pretty hard to open the trailer.
leadore@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Does he cry out, "oh Dad!" ?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
Just try not to get it in my eyes or hair.
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Save me, Jesus!
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I love being touched by the Holy Spirit
orphiebaby@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y