Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wet

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13 Comments

dystop@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y (9 replies)

really? Are you counting saliva?

JoeKrogan@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 3y (8 replies)

I think OP is including death

HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu · 29 pts · 3y (3 replies)

really? is he counting soil wetness?

PixelPassport@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I think OP is including Earth's eventual destruction

0uterzenith@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Really? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?

Wander@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 3y

I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives

iain@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (2 replies)

After my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for them

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

Ohh, I call dibs!

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?

lasagna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 3y

OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them.

The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.

Assassin4@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

Not if die by having a rock tied to my leg and thrown overboard!

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Not if I visit the wrecks of the Titan[+ic] in a paper mache submersible. Good luck finding them though.

angrystego@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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