We've come a long way from the Magna Carta

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (2 replies)

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Farmer: Hey, Sweet Potato. How is it you became sentient again?

Sweet Potato: I was bitten by a radioactive person and gained human-like powers. Also I'm no longer a Sweet Potato.

Farmer: What are you then?

Sweet Potato: I think, therefore I Yam.

Lath@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y

That awkward state when you think you're Yammy, but you're actually yummy.

goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 2y

Once again proving that you can lead a horse to lager, but you can't make him think.

raydenuni@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 2y (6 replies)

This is now my second favorite "cart before the horse joke".

LemmyFeed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

What is the first?

raydenuni@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)
superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Reading through that was a throwback. A lot of “you sir have won the internet” type comments

CptEnder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

A simpler time. I wish I could go back.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thats a lot of deleted comments, feel like i stumbled upon a genocide

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Or as I call it: Tuesday

1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

we’ve come a long way from the Magna Carta

One might even say it’s been a long road

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y

It's been a long road, getting from here to their

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y

Honestly one of my favorite jokes. I love the stupid horse into a bar format, the misdirect that it's going to be a deep philosophical joke, and the reveal reveal of a dad level pun.

I actually just used this a couple weeks ago in a discussion post for college.1000022068

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 9 pts · 2y

I Kant believe you've done this...

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y

Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

- Bruce

Etterra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Thank you Q...